Two police officers, Simmons and Guy, are obsessed with donuts but are banned from eating them by their chief due to their failure to apprehend a kidnapper while distracted by eating donuts. The officers go to a noise complaint and discover a "donut party" but are tempted by the donuts despite the risk of being fired. One of the officers, Guy, sneaks a donut in the bathroom but is filmed by a bystander, Jonathan, who blackmails him into setting up a date with a "supermodel" (actually a prostitute) in exchange for deleting the video. The date ends with Jonathan being kissed by the "supermodel" and Guy getting the camera back. However, the video is revealed to be a trick, and Guy is left empty-handed. The officers later catch the kidnapper and report their success to their chief, but admit to breaking the "no nut November" rule.
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1. A woman was kidnapped by a person driving a 2004 white Buick.
2. The kidnapping occurred while two police officers, Simmons and another officer, were eating donuts.
3. The officers were supposed to respond to the kidnapping but chose to finish their donuts first.
4. The officers' delay in responding to the kidnapping resulted in the victim's head being found in a ditch.
5. The officers' chief was angry with them for their failure to respond promptly to the kidnapping.
6. The chief ordered the officers to not eat donuts for the entire month of November, which they referred to as "No Nut November".
7. One of the officers, Simmons, was tempted by donuts at a party and considered eating one in the bathroom to avoid detection.
8. Simmons was caught on camera eating a donut in the bathroom by a person named Jonathan.
9. Jonathan blackmailed Simmons, threatening to show the video to their boss unless Simmons arranged a date for him with a supermodel.
10. Simmons agreed to arrange a date for Jonathan and found a woman named Sprinkles, who was not actually a supermodel.
11. Jonathan went on a date with Sprinkles and kissed her on the mouth.
12. Simmons tried to get the camera from Jonathan to delete the video of him eating a donut, but Jonathan had deleted the video and Simmons was left empty-handed.
13. The officers eventually responded to a noise complaint and found the kidnapper's car.
14. The officers arrested the kidnapper and found a trunk in the car.
15. The officers reported their success to their chief, but were still in trouble for breaking the "No Nut November" rule.