The text is a commentary of a speedrun of the game Meteor 60. The player is attempting to complete all nine endings in the game. The game starts with a 60-second time limit to escape a meteorite that is about to collide with the Earth. The player must make choices to progress through the game, and each ending is unique.
Throughout the speedrun, the player completes various endings, including escaping on a rocket, sacrificing themselves to destroy the meteorite, saving the world without hurting anyone, kissing multiple dudes and women, and killing everyone.
The commentary is humorous and lighthearted, with the player joking about their character's actions and the absurdity of the game's scenarios. The player also interacts with their audience, encouraging them to subscribe and turn on notifications.
The speedrun concludes with the player completing all nine endings and achieving a time of 7:15, which puts them in fourth place on the speedrun.com leaderboards.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The game being played is called "Meteor 60".
2. The player has 60 seconds to complete the game.
3. There are nine different endings in the game.
4. The player must beat up a dog to get a bat in some endings.
5. The game has a timer that is paused during cutscenes.
6. The player's goal is to complete the game while getting every single ending.
7. The player's character can kiss NPCs to get items or distract enemies.
8. The game has a "pacifist run" where the player cannot hurt anyone.
9. The player can sacrifice themselves to explode a meteorite and save the world.
10. The game has a "murder everyone" ending where the player must kill every NPC.
11. The game has a final ending where the player's character is arrested by the police.
12. The player's completion time is 7:15.