A person is reading and mocking the "8 stupidest posts on Facebook." They sarcastically comment on each post, criticizing the authors' spelling, grammar, and content. The posts include a person claiming to have no friends and being locked at home, a man obsessed with a woman who doesn't return his affections, a person trying to be a good Christian dancer, a fan of a celebrity, a person with a "girlfriend" who is actually a pillow, and a man asking for prayers to find a romantic partner. The commentator's tone is humorous and mocking, with a dash of self-deprecation.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker is discussing the "eight stupidest posts on Facebook".
2. The speaker is not a fan of Facebook and prefers to spend time outdoors with friends.
3. The speaker mentions that they have no friends and are "locked up at home behind a screen".
4. The speaker expresses their desire for Facebook to go bankrupt within four years.
5. The speaker discusses various Facebook posts, including one about a person who is crying over a lost love.
6. The speaker mentions a post about a person who is a "good Christian" and provides tips on how to be a good dancer while being a Christian.
7. The speaker discusses a post about a person who is asking for prayers for their relationship.
8. The speaker mentions a post about a person who is looking for someone to skate with.
9. The speaker discusses a post about a person who is asking for a specific type of woman, including a request for a "good golf at one meter sixty blonde chested 'three big 'ass".
10. The speaker mentions a post about a person who is looking for someone to visit them.
11. The speaker discusses a post about a person who is claiming to be "handsome and humble" and is asking for likes and comments.
12. The speaker mentions a post about a person who is sharing a photo with a quote from Google.
13. The speaker discusses a post about a person who is asking for subscribers and likes on their video.
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