Summary:
In the provided text, the speaker is playing a video game related to sharks and boats. They discuss their excitement about a new update in the game, where players can either be survivors on boats or control a shark. The player's primary goal seems to be to become the shark, but despite having a high chance, they are not selected as the shark in the game. They comment on various in-game events, interactions with other players, and their gameplay strategy, all while expressing frustration about not being the shark. The text is a stream of consciousness narrative of the player's experiences during the game.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker is playing a game involving boats and a shark.
2. The speaker is excited about a new Titanic update in the game.
3. The speaker discusses boat options, including a pink jetski and a unicorn boat.
4. The speaker helps other players whose boats have flipped.
5. The speaker mentions their desire to become the shark in the game.
6. The text includes observations about the shark's behavior and the survival of other players.
7. The speaker tries sitting on a duck floaty in the water as a strategy in the game.