The speaker is planning a Christmas celebration with their son, Christopher, who they are meeting for the first time. They are joined by "Uncle Drew" and Garrett. The group visits the mall to see Santa, where Christopher asks Santa to get his dad's YouTube videos monetized again. They also browse a bookstore, where they look at Christmas books, including a Jesus book. The speaker is nervous about making the day special for Christopher. Along the way, they interact with a store employee named Tony, who gives them a free cinnamon bear. The speaker and Garrett discuss the possibility of Tony being a potential romantic interest. The group plans to surprise Christopher's grandma with a Christmas carol.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The narrator has a child named Christopher.
2. The narrator wants to throw a good Christmas for Christopher.
3. The narrator has hired a person to play the role of Christopher's mom.
4. The narrator's friend, Uncle Drew, is meeting Christopher for the first time.
5. The narrator and friends are planning to take Christopher to the mall to visit Santa.
6. They also plan to go caroling and have a Christmas evening together.
7. Christopher's real mom is coming over to visit.
8. The narrator has a friend named Garrett who is gay.
9. The narrator and friends go to Starbucks and get a free cinnamon bear.
10. They visit a store to buy Christmas gifts and books.
11. Christopher wants Santa to help monetize his dad's videos.
12. The narrator and friends plan to get Christopher a camera as a gift.
13. They plan to surprise the narrator's mom with a Christmas visit.