The provided text is a transcript of a comedian's performance in the Kremlin. The comedian makes humorous remarks about various subjects, including:
1. The difficulty of making jokes about powerful people in Russia, as they are often in the same room.
2. The performance compares the Russian leader to a character who is hard to get rid of, even when it's time to leave.
3. The comedian makes a joke about a plane crash involving Putin, Obama, and Lukashenko, and how they would decide who rows the lifeboat.
4. The comedian pokes fun at the Russian government's handling of Ukraine and the redrawing of the map of Europe after World War II.
5. The performance also jokes about the Russian police, the State Duma, and the country's unique approach to medicine and healthcare.
6. The comedian imitates a Russian TV host, Lena Malysheva, and her advice on men's testicles and thermoregulation.
7. The comedian jokes about the country's toilets and the absence of proper restrooms in public places.
Overall, the performance uses satire and humor to comment on various aspects of Russian politics and society.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker often performs at the Kremlin.
2. The speaker mentions a joke about Obama and Putin sailing in a boat together after a plane crash.
3. Putin, Lukashenko, and Obama disputed over who would row the boat.
4. Lukashenko suggested voting to decide, and Obama and Putin ended up rowing while Lukashenko sat.
5. The speaker mentions a joke about a priest who sent a price tag with a lower price.
6. The speaker talks about the Russian State Duma's efforts to ban swearing.
7. One deputy, an author of the law banning swearing, was seen eating boiling borscht after the law was adopted.
8. The speaker mentions that corruption is becoming more difficult due to increased scrutiny.
9. A candidate in the Kurgan region was recognized by election commission members despite trying to hide his criminal record.
10. Another deputy was discovered by prison officials while trying to inspect prison conditions.
11. The speaker praises Lena Malysheva, a Russian TV presenter, for her morning show.
12. The speaker jokes about Malysheva's advice on men's testicles.
13. The speaker mentions that Russia is one of the few countries left with "halabudas" ( outdoor toilets).
14. The speaker talks about Russian bobsledders having an advantage at the Olympics due to their childhood experiences.
15. The text ends with the speaker mentioning London, the capital of Great Britain.