The text appears to be a transcript of a comedic stand-up routine, likely performed by a Russian comedian. The comedian makes light of various topics, including:
1. Politics: He jokes about Vladimir Putin and other Russian politicians, as well as international leaders like Barack Obama.
2. Russian culture: He pokes fun at Russian customs, traditions, and way of life, including the country's unique approach to medicine, education, and infrastructure.
3. Everyday life: He shares humorous anecdotes about encounters with people, including a nurse who gives a patient a thorough examination, and a TV personality who offers questionable health advice.
4. Social issues: He touches on topics like corruption, bribery, and the struggles of living in Russia.
Throughout the routine, the comedian uses satire, wordplay, and exaggeration to create a comedic effect.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker is a comedian who performs in the Kremlin.
2. The comedian often makes jokes about politics and satire.
3. The comedian mentions a joke about Obama, Putin, and Lukashenko being in a boat together.
4. The comedian mentions a law banning swearing in Russia.
5. The comedian talks about a politician who went to the State Duma canteen and downed boiling borscht after voting for the law.
6. The comedian mentions that Russia's State Duma started a fight with homosexuals.
7. The comedian talks about a deputy who checked on prisoners' living conditions and was recognized by the prisoners.
8. The comedian mentions that in Russia, driving around a puddle can lead to another city.
9. The comedian talks about the country's unique characteristics, such as deputies stealing money and scientists hiring gypsies to remove damage from the Academy of Sciences.
10. The comedian mentions a joke about a nurse giving a patient an enema and a thermometer.
11. The comedian talks about Lena Malysheva, a TV host who gives health advice.
12. The comedian mentions that Lena Malysheva explained how men's testicles should hang correctly.
13. The comedian talks about the country's lack of proper toilets and compares them to ancient poop.
14. The comedian mentions that Russia is one of the few countries left with Socialist Republics.
15. The comedian talks about the country's bobsledders having well-developed muscles from using toilets with holes in the floor since childhood.