The author opens an eBay mystery box containing various breakfast gadgets and tests them out. The gadgets include:
1. The Happy Fork, which vibrates if you eat too fast.
2. A cereal bowl that keeps cereal crunchy.
3. A gravity-defying bowl.
4. A butter cutter that slices butter into perfect pieces.
5. An EggMatic that makes hard-boiled eggs in a unique shape.
6. A quirky egg container that tracks egg freshness.
7. A breakfast sandwich maker that cooks eggs and sandwiches.
8. A doughnut maker that creates mini doughnuts.
9. A self-stirring mug.
10. A pizza cutter.
11. A banana slicer.
12. A toaster that burns a face onto bread.
The author also shows off some novelty mugs, including one that looks like a grenade and another with a complaint department theme.
Here are the key facts from the text:
1. The creator has a mystery box from eBay with various breakfast gadgets inside.
2. The first gadget is the "Happy Fork", which vibrates if the user eats too fast.
3. The creator is lactose intolerant and cannot drink dairy.
4. The next gadget is a cereal holder that keeps cereal crunchy.
5. The creator has a carrying case for the cereal holder.
6. The next gadget is an anger-management mug for night owls.
7. The creator has a one-click butter cutter that holds and slices butter.
8. The next gadget is an egg cooker that makes hard-boiled eggs.
9. The creator prefers scrambled eggs.
10. The next gadget is a quirky egg container that can be connected to a phone via Bluetooth.
11. The egg container has sensors to detect if an egg is good or bad.
12. The creator has a breakfast sandwich maker that can make Egg McMuffins.
13. The next gadget is a pizza cutter that can also cut other foods.
14. The creator has a fillable ball that can hold liquids without spilling.
15. The next gadget is a banana slicer that can slice bananas quickly.
16. The creator has a butter cutter that can also cut bananas.
17. The next gadget is a toaster that can burn a face onto a piece of bread.
18. The creator prefers wheat bread over white bread.
19. The toaster can burn a face onto both wheat and white bread.
20. The creator has a funny mug with a complaint department that "explodes" when a number is taken.
21. The creator has a social media presence on Instagram.