The provided text appears to be a stream-of-consciousness recording or video with a mix of personal anecdotes, observations, and seemingly unrelated topics. The speaker discusses various subjects, including:
1. Playing darts and being a "pastor"
2. Purchasing a MacBook Pro
3. Emigrating for two years
4. Attending a mixer and shopping
5. Reading a book and discussing its content
6. Playing a game or participating in a tournament
7. Interacting with friends and acquaintances
8. Experiencing an earthquake and reacting to it
9. Planning a Christmas Eve celebration
10. Discussing personal relationships and interactions
11. Reflecting on past experiences and adventures
Throughout the recording, the speaker frequently changes topics, often without a clear connection between them. The text also includes moments of laughter, music, and applause, suggesting that it may be a recording of a live stream or video.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The narrator mentions playing darts and wanting to be alive.
2. The narrator talks about emigrating for the next two years.
3. They mention having a MacBook Pro.
4. The narrator ate four portions of somen (a type of Japanese noodle).
5. They mention going home after an 8-hour period.
6. The narrator has a mixer the next day.
7. The narrator mentions shopping at C Wear Japan.
8. They talk about reading a book, specifically mentioning the "roulette starter book".
9. The narrator wants to see Tori Matsuzaka.
10. They mention taking a picture of a hamburger or fried rice.
11. The narrator has a reservation that has been completed.
12. They mention having a professional girl named Yoruko make a wish.
13. The narrator talks about Tama City garbage and Ide-cho.
14. They mention stopping the card function and having 20 hours of inn bamboo.
15. The narrator asks how many families say they have to show their nipples.
16. An earthquake is mentioned, and the narrator asks what to do.
17. The narrator is doing well and mentions Mr. Kuro.
18. They talk about having a hard time with Syrup for a year.
19. The narrator is serving crispy food on Christmas Eve.
20. They mention paying none and being serious.
21. The narrator talks about being bored on the second floor of the house.
22. The narrator has reconsidered a situation and felt it was surprisingly short.
23. They mention being shipwrecked and not knowing what's going on in the boat race.
24. The narrator thinks 2020 will be a busy year.
Note that some of these facts may be unclear or cryptic due to the nature of the original text.