Uncle Roger reacts to a video of a woman, Disney, making a three-course meal in a coffee maker. He expresses his disgust and amusement at the idea of cooking in a coffee maker, especially when she makes oatmeal, ramen, eggs, bacon, and even salmon in it. He also criticizes her for using a hotel coffee maker, which he believes is not cleaned properly. Uncle Roger pokes fun at Disney's methods and ingredients, and he is shocked by the presentation of her dishes. He concludes by saying that if someone invites you over for a meal made in a coffee maker, they are not a true friend.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. Uncle Roger made a boiled egg in a coffee maker in a hotel room.
2. The video is a comedy and not meant to be taken seriously.
3. The person in the video, Disney, is making a meal in a coffee maker.
4. Items that are easy to carry in luggage for making meals include instant oatmeal, instant ramen, flour tortillas, small paper plates, aluminum foil sheets, and plastic cutlery.
5. These items can fit into one food storage bag.
6. Disney used a coffee maker to make oatmeal, scrambled eggs, and ramen.
7. She also used an iron to cook bacon and make a quesadilla.
8. Uncle Roger is joking about how disgusting it is to cook food in a coffee maker and iron.
9. Disney made a three-course meal using only a coffee maker, including white beans, poached salmon, steamed asparagus, and blistered tomatoes.
10. Uncle Roger hopes his auntie Helen's new boyfriend always cooks food for her in a coffee maker, as "that's all she deserves."