On the last day of school, a teacher warns students that despite it being the final day, they will have a lot of schoolwork to do. Two students, Cody and Joseph, get into a fight over pizza, drawing attention from the principal. As a result, they are suspended for two weeks, which is a problem because one of the student's, Jeffy, parents are going on a non-refundable trip to Hawaii and he needs to be taken to school.
Jeffy's parents try to find a babysitter but end up calling a plumber by mistake. The plumber, Brooklyn, agrees to watch Jeffy for two weeks. During this time, Jeffy is forced to attend summer detention, where he meets his teacher, who is lonely and enjoys the students' misery.
After two weeks, Jeffy's parents return from Hawaii, sunburned and bruised, and realize they forgot to pick up Jeffy from school. They find him in the "closet of doom" with other students, where they have been living in poor conditions. The family is reunited, and Jeffy's parents apologize for forgetting him.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. It's the last day of school.
2. A pizza party was planned for the students.
3. Principal Steinbeck was called to handle a dispute between two students, Jeffy and another boy.
4. The dispute was over a pizza that the other boy spit and farted on.
5. Jeffy was suspended for two weeks for fighting.
6. However, since it was the last day of school, the suspension would carry over to the next school year.
7. Jeffy's parents had planned a non-refundable trip to Hawaii.
8. Jeffy's parents asked a plumber, Brooklyn Guy, to babysit Jeffy while they were away.
9. However, Brooklyn Guy was not aware that Jeffy was an adult and couldn't drive himself to school.
10. Brooklyn Guy agreed to watch Jeffy and drive him to school for the next two weeks.
11. Jeffy was required to attend summer detention for two weeks.
12. Brooklyn Guy spent the two weeks at Jeffy's house, drinking Hawaiian Punch, and painting a birdhouse.
13. Jeffy's parents returned from Hawaii and found that Brooklyn Guy had left Jeffy at school for two weeks.
14. Jeffy had been left in a closet, "the closet of Doom," for two weeks, where he had been pooping in the corner and eating only Hubba Bubba.
15. Jeffy's parents apologized for leaving him at school for two weeks.
16. Jeffy had already finished his summer detention.