Jeffy's parents go out on a date, leaving Jeffy with a babysitter named Vicky. Jeffy is not happy with Vicky and wishes she would fall down the stairs. However, this wish is granted by Jeffy's fairy godparents, Cosmo and Wanda, who are disguised as goldfish. Jeffy continues to make wishes, including one for a cheese pizza and another for hundreds of thousands of dollars. However, his wishes often backfire or have unintended consequences. Eventually, the babysitter is arrested after being hit by a bowling ball, which was also a result of one of Jeffy's wishes. In the end, Jeffy's parents return home to find that the babysitter has been arrested and that Jeffy has acquired a large sum of money, which he claims was given to him by his fairy godparents.
Here are the key facts from the text:
1. Jeffy is a 17-year-old boy who is being left home alone by his parents.
2. Jeffy is not allowed to have a babysitter, but his parents eventually hire one named Vicky.
3. Jeffy's parents go out for a date night and leave him with Vicky.
4. Jeffy is told to stay out of Vicky's way, go to bed early, and do the dishes.
5. Jeffy meets his fairy godparents, Cosmo and Wanda, who can grant his wishes.
6. Jeffy wishes for a big round "boobie" to squeeze, but it's not what he expected.
7. Jeffy wishes for a cheese pizza, but it's taken by his friends Junior and Cody.
8. Jeffy's fairy godparents have rules, including not being able to wish for someone to fall in love with him or die.
9. Jeffy wishes for money, but it takes it from someone else, including his parents.
10. Jeffy's parents have to wash dishes at a restaurant because they think they lost their money.
11. The babysitter, Vicky, hits Jeffy's father and gets arrested.
12. Jeffy's fairy godparents disappear because he wasn't supposed to tell his parents about them.
13. Jeffy is left with a large sum of money, but it's not clear what he will do with it.