The narrator shares their humorous misadventures on three separate days: Wednesday, Monday, and New Year's Eve (December 31st).
On Wednesday, the narrator went to the forest to pick mushrooms but got bitten by mosquitoes. They tried various remedies to alleviate the itching, including a homemade baking soda paste and a hairspray solution, but ultimately failed. The mosquitoes seemed to be getting the best of them.
On Monday, the narrator woke up already dreading the day. They had a series of mishaps, including a burned-out light bulb, a failed internet connection, and a phone that died. Their friend Roma came over to provide Wi-Fi and help with homework, but the narrator got distracted by memes. Roma shared a story about why he dislikes Tuesdays, and the narrator realized that their hatred for Mondays was unfounded.
On New Year's Eve, the narrator was trying to prepare for a party but everything seemed to be going wrong. They struggled to decorate, prepare food, and even find suitable gifts. The narrator's attempts to light the Christmas tree and boil tea also ended in failure. Just when they thought things couldn't get any worse, the police arrived, and the narrator realized they had been having a nightmare.
Throughout the three stories, the narrator's frustrations and misadventures are relatable and comically exaggerated, making for an entertaining and lighthearted tale.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The narrator went to the forest to pick mushrooms on a Wednesday.
2. The narrator got up at 5 in the morning to look for their Panama hat.
3. The narrator spent two hours looking for their Panama hat.
4. The narrator found three under-priced fly agarics.
5. The narrator was constantly bitten by mosquitoes in the forest.
6. The narrator threw away the mushrooms and the Panama hat after returning home.
7. The narrator's hands, legs, hair, and toenails itched due to mosquito bites.
8. The narrator made a paste from baking soda and water to soothe the itching.
9. The narrator applied the paste but it didn't help.
10. The narrator tried using a hairspray to kill mosquitoes in their room.
11. The narrator has mosquito nets installed in every room.
12. The narrator's internet debt was 535 rubles.
13. The narrator's phone died as soon as Monday came.
14. Roma forgot to bring his phone when he visited the narrator.
15. Roma returned with his phone but without pants.
16. The narrator and Roma watched Peppa Pig together.
17. The narrator has geometry homework to do.
18. Roma thinks Tuesday is his unlucky day.
19. Roma had a traumatic experience on a Tuesday in the 3rd grade.
20. Roma told the narrator that he jumped out of the window from the 3rd floor on a Tuesday.
21. The narrator invited guests for New Year's Eve.
22. The narrator realized they had only a few hours left to prepare for the holiday.
23. The narrator decorated the walls with garlands and prepared food.
24. The narrator gave their watch to their friend as a gift.
25. The narrator put up a Christmas tree in the hallway and room.
26. The house lights went out during the celebration.
27. Roma came early to ask what gift he would give the narrator.
28. The narrator filled the kettle with tea to boil the water.
29. Roma said the kettle was burning out of impatience.
30. The narrator asked Roma why he showed up so early.