A group of students discuss the qualities of a leader with the help of a time-traveling George Washington. One student, Robin, boasts about being the "typical popular boy" and wants to become student body president. However, he is challenged by Victor, a cyborg who prefers real wrestling over fake wrestling. The two engage in a wrestling match, with Victor's opponent using his intelligence and strategy to outmaneuver him.
Meanwhile, Robin tries to run his campaign, but his opponent, George Washington, is a formidable opponent. The two engage in a final showdown, with Robin ultimately surrendering and acknowledging that Washington is the true leader. The students vote, and it's a tie between Robin and Washington. To break the tie, they engage in a universe-defining fight, which Washington wins.
The story ends with Robin acknowledging his defeat and Washington becoming the leader of the "Teen Titans." The scene cuts to a history book, which shows that Robin went on to become the first president of the USA, thanks to his "incredible comfort moves."
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. George Washington is mentioned as a historical figure.
2. A character named Robin is running for student body president.
3. A popularity poll is being held, with Robin and Washington as options.
4. A wrestling match is being staged between Robin and a character named Victor.
5. The character of George Washington is portrayed as a strong leader.
6. Robin is described as the "typical popular boy".
7. A debate is being held on the topic of football vs. soccer.
8. A character is mentioned as being a "vegetarian and cremation".
9. A phrase "cream of the cream" is repeated throughout the text.
10. A discount coupon is mentioned as being for $1.
11. A character is mentioned as being a "reserve" and having a trip with "animal spirits".
12. A lesson is being taught about the importance of education.
13. American football is mentioned as a topic.
14. A character has a "spirit animal" that is a 2-year-old donkey.
15. A character is mentioned as having a debt and needing to pay for honey and salmon.
16. An election day is being held, with ties being broken through a wrestling match.
17. George Washington is mentioned as having cut down more than cherry trees with an ax.
18. A shield of freedom is mentioned as a symbol of power.
19. A monument coup is mentioned as a location.
20. Robin surrenders to George Washington and admits to being wrong about what it means to be a true leader.