This is a dialogue between a group of friends discussing various topics, including their internet connection, a dating app, a life-drawing class, and a fake marriage scenario. One of the friends, Harlow, needs clothes and money after losing them while running around Los Angeles naked. She arranges to meet Oliver near "Office-topia" for assistance. The conversation also touches on a skin care treatment called "Bee-Tox" which uses natural bee venom for cosmetic purposes.
Here are some possible key facts extracted from the text:
1. Liza is a tasker who uses an app called TaskIt to find gigs.
2. Liza has a date with Tyler, whom she met on a dating app called Toothpaste And Orange Juice.
3. Liza wears fake breasts to make herself look more attractive and get more responses on her profile.
4. Liza gets a modeling job for a life-drawing class, but she is too embarrassed to pose naked in front of strangers.
5. Liza loses her clothes and wallet and has to find a way to cover herself and get back home.
6. Oliver, Liza's roommate, pretends to be married to Harlow, another roommate, to impress a guy who likes straight men on the DL.
7. Oliver asks Harlow to be his fake wife and uses their apartment as his home.
8. Harlow bonds with Oliver's date over Bark-Paul Gosselaar, her famous dog.
9. Tyler turns out to be bald, blind and married, and Liza breaks up with him.
10. Liza decides to embrace her natural appearance and stop hiding from the world.