The provided text appears to be a transcript of a group of friends playing a Call of Duty: Black Ops game, specifically the Zombies mode. They are joking around, making fun of each other, and trying to complete the game. The conversation is filled with humor, sarcasm, and playful teasing. The group is also discussing the game's mechanics, strategies, and rules, including trying to spend exactly 25,000 points. The transcript ends with the group finishing the game and joking about one of the players getting "fired" from the game.
Here are the key facts from the text:
1. The conversation is about a game of Call of Duty: Black Ops.
2. The players are trying to survive in a zombie mode.
3. One player has a serious concussion and is not playing.
4. The players are using a map with a Middle Island theme.
5. The map has a door that can be opened to progress to the next level.
6. The players are trying to collect perks and guns to help them survive.
7. One player has a nail gun that they purchased at Walmart.
8. The players are discussing the rules of the game and how to spend their in-game money.
9. One player is trying to get exactly 25,000 points to meet a specific rule.
10. The players are trying to block a door to prevent the other player from entering.
11. The game ends with one player winning and the others losing points due to a player's death.
12. The players are joking around and making humorous comments throughout the game.
Note: There are no facts about the players' personal lives or external events, only about the game and their interactions during gameplay.