A Minecraft player, who calls himself a "noob", visits a professional player's house to steal his rare armor. The professional player catches him and chases him away, but the noob has set up traps to hinder the professional's pursuit. The professional eventually reaches the noob's lair, a heavily fortified skyscraper, and they engage in a parkour arena battle. The noob emerges victorious and keeps the professional's armor, but later returns it to avoid offending him. The noob considers the trolling attempt a success and promises to return and troll the professional again in the future.
Here are the facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker is a "noob" in Minecraft.
2. The speaker visits a professional player's house to steal their rare armor.
3. The professional player has told the speaker about their valuable armor.
4. The speaker doesn't understand what the professional player is doing.
5. The professional player shows the speaker their room and hallway.
6. The professional player warns the speaker to stay away from certain areas of the house.
7. The speaker is interested in the professional player's sword.
8. The professional player has a special button that can turn their house into a secure, protected house.
9. The speaker wants to steal the professional player's armor and sword.
10. The professional player has prepared traps for the speaker to prevent them from stealing the armor.
11. The speaker uses ender pearls to navigate the house.
12. The professional player has a special potion of fire resistance.
13. The speaker encounters various obstacles and enemies in the house, including skeletons, spiders, and zombies.
14. The speaker and the professional player engage in a parkour arena fight.
15. The speaker loses the fight but is given the armor by the professional player.
16. The professional player has a special breastplate and boots that helped them win the fight.
17. The speaker is able to escape the house with the help of water.
18. The professional player built the house specifically to troll the speaker.
19. The speaker and the professional player will likely engage in future trolling activities.