The provided text appears to be a transcript of a Cyanide & Happiness compilation video. The video features various sketches, each with its own unique storyline and humor. Some of the sketches include:
* A "Fire Whisperer" who tries to assert dominance over a fire
* A customer who is allergic to everything and can't eat at a restaurant
* A couple who get a restraining order instead of a marriage license
* A person who gets broken up with via telegram
* A man who tries to infiltrate a notorious drug lord's organization
* A police officer who gets fired for being a police informant
The sketches are all comedic and feature the signature dark humor of Cyanide & Happiness.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The hosts of the show are Wayne, Jasmine, and Dwayne.
2. They are discussing Cyanide and Happiness compilation number 20.
3. They mention following them on social media and subscribing.
4. A segment called "The Fire Whisperer" is featured, where a character named Kevin Cosmo claims to be a fire whisperer.
5. Kevin Cosmo tries to help someone with a fire problem.
6. The fire is being treated like a person and is not listening to Kevin.
7. Kevin tries to assert dominance over the fire.
8. A character named Yancey is mentioned, who is allergic to gluten.
9. Yancey is hesitant to try new things and is living in a bubble.
10. A joke about a restraining order is made, where a character fills out a form incorrectly.
11. A character named Bernard is mentioned, who is getting married.
12. The marriage is not going well, and the couple is considering divorce.
13. A segment about a person trying to eat a sausage is featured.
14. The person is not eating the sausage and is being told to eat it.
15. A character named Cosmo is mentioned, who is trying to help someone with a relationship problem.
16. Cosmo suggests that the person needs to incentivize themselves to improve their relationship.
17. A segment about a person who is sad about their life is featured.
18. The person is watching TV and sees a movie that is depressing.
19. A character named Bubble Boy is mentioned, who is afraid to go outside.
20. A joke about a telegram is made, where a character breaks up with someone via telegram.
21. A segment about a person who is trying to open a package is featured.
22. The person is having trouble opening the package and is getting frustrated.
23. A character named Bigfoot is mentioned, who is being hunted by two people.
24. The two people are sitting in a tree, waiting for Bigfoot to appear.
25. A segment about a person who is sad about their life is featured.
26. The person is watching TV and sees a movie that is depressing.
27. A character named Harry is mentioned, who is a handsome butcher.
28. Harry is looking for a job and is having trouble finding one.
29. A segment about a police officer who is trying to infiltrate a crime organization is featured.
30. The officer is working undercover and is trying to gather information.
31. A character named Reggie is mentioned, who is a police informant.
32. Reggie is working with the officer to take down the crime organization.
33. A segment about a person who is watching a video of a guy who looks like Mr. Clean is featured.
34. The person is excited about the video and is sharing it with others.