The provided text appears to be a transcription of a video or live stream where the host is reacting to various animal videos. The host is watching and commenting on different clips of animals, including dogs, cats, and other creatures, often expressing amusement and surprise at their behavior. They also share personal anecdotes and thoughts about their own pets and interactions with animals. The tone is lighthearted and humorous, with the host frequently laughing and making witty remarks.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker is watching animal videos on lubatv store and tv.com.br.
2. The speaker is allergic to animals and doesn't have a dog.
3. The speaker mentions that they haven't had a dog since 1962.
4. The speaker is scared of alligators and crocodiles.
5. Alligators are referred to as "mini dinosaurs".
6. The speaker talks about a husky's lash attack.
7. The speaker mentions that catnip is to cats as a ball is to dogs.
8. The speaker shows a video of a cat playing with a box.
9. The speaker mentions that cats like to play with cardboard boxes.
10. The speaker talks about a video of a cat trying to get whipped cream.
11. The speaker is told that whipped cream is not good for dogs.
12. The speaker shows a video of a dog trying to catch whipped cream.
13. The speaker mentions that dogs are the silliest animals.
14. The speaker talks about a video of a fox or a different type of dog.
15. The speaker shows a video of a seal sleeping.
16. The speaker mentions that they snore, fart, drool, and talk in their sleep.
17. The speaker talks about a production that is surprising and has a drooling dog.
18. The speaker has two cats named Misty and Gabriel.
19. The speaker mentions that their cat's eyes are squinting outward and inward.
20. The speaker refers to the movie "The Lion King" from 1994.