The provided text appears to be a transcript of an Indonesian-language audio or video recording. The content is chaotic and nonsensical at times, with abrupt changes in topic and tone.
The recording starts with a person speaking to their son, asking him to like a video and subscribe. The conversation then shifts to a discussion about an antidote and a "guilty klepon cake." The speaker seems to be talking to someone named Mbah and mentions that the cake has been read to them and that they've been jamming it for a night and a day.
The conversation then jumps to a discussion about shopping and online promotions, with the speaker mentioning Harbolnas, a big shopping spree, and Bukalapak, an e-commerce platform. They also mention Rhoma Irama, a famous Indonesian musician.
The recording then cuts to a conversation about a person who has eaten a klepon cake and is now experiencing strange symptoms. The speaker warns that if someone else eats the cake, their body will move with the same theme of being careful and guarding.
The conversation continues to jump around, with the speaker discussing various topics, including Facebook, WhatsApp, and online shopping. They also mention a person named Jono High and a "wingless angel."
At one point, the speaker appears to be talking to someone named Mr. RT, who is apparently a woman. The conversation becomes increasingly absurd, with the speaker mentioning being in someone's body and smelling like wine.
The recording ends with a series of seemingly unrelated conversations, including a discussion about arm wrestling and a person named Ujang. The final segment appears to be a farewell message, with the speaker saying goodbye and thanking their audience.
Overall, the content of the recording is disjointed and nonsensical at times, making it difficult to discern any coherent meaning or message.
Here are the facts extracted from the text:
1. Someone is reminding another person to like the video.
2. The video is asking viewers to subscribe.
3. The video mentions something about a rock.
4. A child is referred to as a "pager".
5. An "Ambon song" and "new poetry" are mentioned.
6. A person named "Teuku" is mentioned.
7. Music is playing in the background at various times.
8. Someone is looking for an antidote to recover.
9. A "guilty klepon cake" is mentioned, which is not an ordinary klepon.
10. A phone has been delivered to someone.
11. The person will return to normal after going to Manggar.
12. Someone wants to eat the klepon cake tonight.
13. The klepon cake should be taken care of so it doesn't get eaten by others.
14. If someone else eats the klepon, their body will also be affected.
15. Someone is excited about shopping during a big sale called "Harbolnas" at Bukalapak.
16. The person is buying groceries and other items online.
17. They mention that they can sell items online with free postage.
18. Various promotions are mentioned, including fashion shops, gadgets, hobbies, and automotive collections.
19. Someone named "Muhammed" is mentioned.
20. A person is tired and doesn't know where their money has fallen.
21. Someone is looking for a snack.
22. A "klepon cake" is offered to the person.
23. The klepon cake is said to be delicious.
24. Someone is reminding another person to be patient and not to give them a breather.
25. A person is tired and wants to help their mother.
26. Someone is asking about a substance that is good but not suitable for them.
27. A person is posting on Facebook.
28. Someone is asking for help to clean up.
29. A person wants to take a river bath.
30. Various names are mentioned, including "Abel", "Risma", "Jomblang", "Beto", "Betty", "Martha", "Lulu", and "Ujang".
31. Someone is asking about a payment in installments that is due.
32. A person is asking about a phone call that was not answered.
33. Someone is asking about a purchase that was made.
34. A person is asking about a woman's body that they have entered.
35. Someone is asking about a solution to a problem.
36. A person is saying goodbye and thanking someone.
37. Someone is asking about a file that cannot be downloaded.
38. An applause is heard at various times.
39. Music is playing at various times.
40. Someone is saying "bye bye" and "baby".
41. The video ends with a chat and music playing in the background.