A group of people with tattoos gather to guess who has which tattoo. The group consists of Kenny, a forklift operator, Rita, a tattoo artist, and two other individuals. They share their tattoos, and the group tries to guess who has each one. The tattoos include a flower of Scotland, "pussy lips" on the inner lip, a math equation on the foot, a fish on the stomach and crotch, a wolf from Twilight, an inverted cross on the thigh, and a sprig of blueberries with "Hello Dolly". As they reveal their tattoos, the group discovers that Rita has "pussy lips" and a tribal eagle on her back, and the individual who guessed Rita would have the "pussy lips" tattoo was not far off, as she had a different tattoo that referenced "pussy". The group has fun guessing and reacting to each other's tattoos.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. Kenny is a forklift operator.
2. Rita is a tattoo artist.
3. Rita has about 80% of her body tattooed.
4. A person has a tattoo of the flower of Scotland on their body.
5. Someone has a tattoo of "pussy" on their inner lip.
6. A person has a tattoo of a math equation on the top of their foot.
7. A person has a tattoo of a sprig of blueberries with the phrase "Hello Dolly" on their body.
8. Someone has a fish tattoo on their lower stomach and crotch.
9. A person has a wolf tattoo on their forearm.
10. A person has an inverted cross tattoo on their thigh.
11. A person has a tattoo on their foot that is an economic formula invented by their grandfather.
12. The economic formula measures whether a company is a monopoly within a specific industry.
13. A person has a matching friend tattoo of a wolf.
14. The person with the wolf tattoo has a best friend with the same tattoo.
15. A person has a stomach slash crotch tattoo that smells good.
16. A person has a tribal eagle tattoo on their back.
17. A person is of Hawaiian descent.
18. A person has a tattoo of "pussy" on their bottom lip.
19. The person with the "pussy" tattoo is 19 years old when they got it and did not get it while drunk.