The text appears to be a scripted audio or video content discussing various Bollywood-related topics, including celebrity weddings, paparazzi culture, and social media influencers. The speaker pokes fun at the media's obsession with celebrity news and the lengths to which paparazzi will go to get a scoop.
Specific topics mentioned include:
* Ranbir Kapoor and Alia Bhatt's wedding
* Paparazzi culture and the impact on celebrities' personal lives
* Social media influencers and their attempts to gain followers
* Celebrity sightings at airports and other public places
* The speaker's own experiences as a paparazzo and social media influencer
* Promotions for a fantasy cricket game and a YouTube channel
The tone is lighthearted and humorous, with the speaker using sarcasm and irony to comment on the state of celebrity culture and social media.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. Ranbir Kapoor and Alia Bhatt are getting married.
2. The wedding preparations are going on at Ranbir Kapoor's house.
3. A vigorous wedding is being planned with Shetty.
4. The wedding date is not specified in the text.
5. Kajal Aggarwal has given birth to a baby boy.
6. Hrithik Roshan was spotted at the airport with his kids.
7. Shahrukh Khan will be attending a big event after a long time.
8. Arbaaz Khan was seen ignoring his ex-wife Malaika Arora.
9. Jaya Bachchan's mood was spoiled by Rekha in 1970.
10. Akshay Kumar might have given an interview to a thumbnail maker.
11. The Indian T20 league is going on, and people can win cash prizes by playing fantasy cricket games.
12. A cameraman can have more Instagram followers than some Bollywood celebrities.
13. Bollywood reporters make news about celebrities or actresses, which can be part of their daily routine.
14. Nawazuddin Siddiqui was spotted ahead of a local train in Simply City.
15. The Delhi Metro driver should get a Nobel Prize, according to a joke.
Note that some of these "facts" might be jokes or opinions presented as facts, but I've tried to extract the most neutral and objective information from the text.