A social media personality, who claims to be Michelle Obama but is likely an impersonator, creates a video for her birthday. She starts by thanking those who wished her a happy birthday and jokingly threatens those who didn't. She then explains that she has a list of fears that she tries to face every year before her birthday. This year, she decides to spend a night in a haunted house that she found on Facebook Marketplace.
Upon arriving at the house, she meets the owner, Larae, who has a collection of 103 pet cockroaches. The personality is uncomfortable with the roaches and the overall atmosphere of the house. She begins to explore the house, finding a room with a black light and a bathroom with a Port-a-Potty.
As she continues to explore, she starts to feel uneasy and senses a presence in the house. She tries to communicate with the presence, but it doesn't respond. She then decides to play a Nicki Minaj song, "Pound Town," and starts to dance.
As the night progresses, she becomes increasingly uncomfortable and scared. She sees a spider and decides to leave the house. Before departing, she plays a piano and notices a strange clock that looks like one from the TV show "Stranger Things."
As she tries to leave, a man appears, and she becomes frightened. She refuses to go to the basement with him and eventually escapes the house, feeling relieved and protected by her Christian faith. She ends the video by spraying a perfume called "Pound Town" and saying goodbye to her audience.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker is Michelle Obama.
2. The video is being recorded three days before Michelle's birthday.
3. Michelle has a list of fears that she tries to face before her birthday every year.
4. One of her fears is sitting in a room with people from high school.
5. Another fear is skydiving, which she has already faced.
6. Michelle is allergic to water.
7. She is also "poop shy" and "pee shy".
8. The speaker is staying in a haunted house that she found on Facebook Marketplace.
9. The house has a history of paranormal activity.
10. The speaker is exploring the house with the help of a black light to detect any stains or evidence of paranormal activity.
11. She finds a room with a lot of spiders and is uncomfortable around them.
12. She decides to leave the house and not spend the night there due to her fear of the paranormal activity.
13. She is a good pianist and used to take piano lessons as a kid.
14. She recognizes a clock from the TV show "Stranger Things".
15. She decides to go to the basement despite initial reservations.
16. She is a Christian and feels protected by her faith in the face of paranormal activity.