The provided text appears to be a transcript of a video featuring a Brazilian YouTuber, Joãozinho, discussing his proposal to download the Ano Futebol app, which provides football news. He also talks about his life, mentioning his relationship and plans for future videos. Additionally, he shares a story about trying to catch someone named Maria talking to her crush and playfully pretends to be a spy.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker talks about the Ano Futebol app, which provides football news and updates.
2. The speaker chooses the Barcelona team on the app.
3. The app provides information about the transfer market, including a potential dispute between Barcelona and Real Madrid over the signing of a player named Jong.
4. The speaker mentions that the app is free to download and does not require payment.
5. The speaker's name is Joãozinho.
6. Joãozinho is trying to catch Maria talking to her crush, Crouch.
7. Maria is not aware that Joãozinho is trying to spy on her.
8. Joãozinho mentions that Maria is a professional NASA spy, but this is likely a joke.
9. The conversation between Joãozinho and Maria is being recorded and will be shown in a reality show.
10. The reality show is called "A Flush for Maria" and will premiere on a Wednesday at 7 pm.
11. Joãozinho mentions that he will be showing a video with the editor from Lucerna.
12. Maria is trying to deceive Joãozinho and does not want him to know that she is talking to her crush.
13. Joãozinho is trying to get Maria's cell phone to see what she is talking about.
14. Maria is looking at her cell phone and Joãozinho is trying to figure out what she is doing.
15. The conversation between Joãozinho and Maria is being observed by others, including Luís Alves.
16. Joãozinho mentions that he will be showing a video with Thierry Serero.
17. The reality show "A Flush for Maria" will be premiered on February 6th.
18. Joãozinho is trying to prove to Maria that he knows she is talking to her crush.
19. Maria is trying to block Joãozinho from getting her cell phone.
20. Joãozinho mentions that he will be showing a video with the editor from Lucerna in the kitchen.
Note: There are many gaps in the text and it is not always clear what is happening, so some of these "facts" may be subject to interpretation.