The text appears to be a transcript of a chaotic and confusing scene, possibly from a TV show or movie. The context is unclear, but it seems to involve a character named Katya, who is being pursued by someone, possibly a business rival or an enemy.
The scene begins with a character collecting various items, including cheese machines and a vacuum cleaner, and discussing a plan to intercept Katya at a radio station. The character then appears to be speaking on the radio, giving a bizarre and rambling interview about their business success and their feud with Katya.
The scene then cuts to a different location, where a character is trying to assemble a team of people to help them deal with Katya. They discuss their plan to use a "workaround" to solve their problem, which involves finding a new chef to make shawarma.
The scene then cuts again to a police department, where a character named Eduard is trying to get a group of police officers to go to a holiday event. However, the event is interrupted by a group of people who are trying to get food from a shawarma vendor.
Throughout the scene, there are multiple references to shawarma, cheese, and other food items, as well as bizarre and nonsensical statements and actions. The overall tone is chaotic and absurd.
1. Katya has a house and a car.
2. There is a cage for a rat at Katya's house.
3. Cheese machines and cheese were found at Katya's house.
4. A vacuum cleaner was taken from Katya's house.
5. Ekaterina is a successful businesswoman who has disrupted shawarma sales.
6. Ekaterina was interviewed on the radio.
7. Lyudmila is the host of the radio show.
8. Katya is not at home during the interview.
9. Genka is with the speaker.
10. A radio station is mentioned as the location of the interview.
11. The speaker and Genka plan to intercept Katya as she leaves the radio station.
12. Posters were put up in the city.
13. A cash register is mentioned.
14. A flamethrower is mentioned.
15. Shawarma stones are mentioned.
16. A 5% discount is offered.
17. A book about Ekaterina's success story is mentioned.
18. A film about Ekaterina is mentioned.
19. A scarab is mentioned as a symbol of success.
20. The speaker has a business rival who has opened a shawarma shop.
21. The speaker had given the rival a birthday gift and had ordered food for them.
22. The rival had taken revenge on the speaker.
23. The speaker plans to find another chef to make shawarma.
24. Ritka is mentioned as a good cook.
25. The speaker had visited Ritka every day.
26. A police department is mentioned.
27. A holiday is mentioned, but the police have come to disrupt it.
28. A small misfortune has occurred.
29. Lavash is mentioned.
30. Genka took a day off.
31. The speaker promises to pay back a debt.
32. A showroom is mentioned as the location of the best shawarma in the city.
33. Berta's pita bread is mentioned.
34. Tomatoes and cabbage are mentioned as ingredients.
35. Markovka aches are mentioned.
36. Chicken is mentioned as an ingredient.
37. A warming auto is mentioned.
38. The speaker plans to make shawarma and pancakes.