The text is a transcript of a person planning and executing a prank on someone named Carmelo, also known as "the bear". The prankster claims to have kidnapped Carmelo's dog, Princess, and demands that Carmelo say hello to his wife and have her send kisses and tell him that she loves him in exchange for the safe return of the dog. The prankster also asks for a mini pico, a type of device, and threatens to harm the dog if his demands are not met.
Throughout the transcript, the prankster is seen discussing the plan with someone else, likely a co-conspirator, and preparing to make the call to Carmelo. The prankster also mentions that he has reached 1 million subscribers on his channel and is congratulating himself.
The transcript also includes the actual call to Carmelo, where the prankster carries out the plan and demands that Carmelo meet his conditions. Carmelo is confused and frustrated, but eventually agrees to the prankster's demands.
The transcript ends with the prankster discussing the success of the prank and how it was executed.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker is planning to kidnap a "one-armed princess".
2. The speaker lives in Bogotá.
3. The speaker has a dog.
4. The speaker is going to make a joke about someone named "the bear".
5. The speaker has reached 1 million subscribers on their channel.
6. The speaker is going to collaborate with someone named "she" on a video.
7. The speaker is going to send a video to "Carmelo" as part of the joke.
8. Carmelo has a dog named Princess.
9. The speaker is pretending to be a kidnapper and is asking Carmelo for things in exchange for the safe return of Princess.
10. The speaker wants Carmelo's wife, Kelly, to send them kisses and tell them that she loves them.
11. The speaker is going to send Carmelo a mini pico or mini pixie in exchange for Princess' safe return.
12. The speaker is going to call Carmelo and record the conversation.
13. The speaker is going to blame someone named "the bear" for the joke.
14. The speaker wants someone to take a person to a house in 2000.
15. The speaker is afraid that the joke is going to be sent to someone.
Note: These facts are based on the text and may not be accurate or true in reality.