The dialogue appears to be a comedic horror script. The story begins with a couple, Hank and his wife, watching a scary movie on a VHS tape labeled "Scary Death Film: Do Not Watch." As they watch, a girl crawls out of the TV and kills them.
The scene then shifts to a police investigation, where the detectives discuss a series of murders that all occurred on the same night, which they attribute to Halloween monsters, including Freddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees. The detectives come up with a plan to lure the monsters into a trap by using a new version of the "Monster Mash" song, written by a rapper named MC Bloodstain.
The plan works, and the monsters are drawn to the bait house, where the detectives arrest them. The story ends with the detectives finding a large stash of cash among the monsters and deciding to use it to go clubbing.
Throughout the script, there are humorous references to popular culture, including horror movies, music, and even the movie "Monsters University."
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. A couple, Hank and his wife, find a VHS tape labeled "Scary Death Film" and decide to watch it despite the warning label.
2. The movie appears to be a supernatural horror film that features a girl crawling out of a TV.
3. The couple dies after watching the movie, with no signs of forced entry or wounds.
4. A police officer is investigating the scene and finds a tape labeled "Scary Death Film" in the VHS player.
5. The officer is warned not to watch the tape, but is curious and asks what happens in the movie.
6. The officer is told that the movie features a girl who crawls out of a TV and kills people.
7. The officer decides not to watch the tape and instead focuses on cleaning up the crime scene.
8. A child, Patrick, is found alive in an oven, where he was pretending to be a pizza.
9. The child's mother is found dead in the shower with a stab wound in her back.
10. The police officer is tasked with investigating a series of murders that all occurred on the same night.
11. The officer discovers that the murders are all related to Halloween monsters, including Freddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees.
12. The officer decides to use a song, the "Monster Mash," to lure the monsters into a trap.
13. The officer enlists the help of a rapper, MC Bloodstain, to write a new version of the "Monster Mash" that will attract the monsters.
14. The officer and his partner, Simmons, set up a boom box in a bait house and play the new "Monster Mash" to lure the monsters.
15. The monsters are attracted to the music and start to mash, allowing the officer and Simmons to arrest them.
16. The officer and Simmons discover that the monsters have a large amount of cash and decide to take it and go to a club.
17. The officer mentions that scary monsters can go to college, referencing the movie "Monsters University."