The provided text appears to be a transcript of a YouTube video or live stream from January 1st, 2010. The content is quite chaotic and jumps between different topics, but here's a concise summary:
The video starts with the host talking about a Pokémon figurine and a challenge to reach a certain number of subscribers. They then switch to a story about a dog named Simba who ran away and had to be chased. The host and their sister eventually catch up to Simba, but not before encountering some aggressive horses on a farm.
After recovering Simba, a white dog sneaks into their house, and they investigate to find out who the dog belongs to. The video then cuts to a segment where the host talks about a giveaway for a PlayStation 5 and 4, and encourages viewers to participate by subscribing and following certain requirements.
Throughout the video, the host frequently breaks into tangents and makes humorous comments about the events unfolding. The video ends with the host saying goodbye and encouraging viewers to subscribe and participate in the giveaway.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The video is recorded on January 1st.
2. The speaker hasn't showered since the previous year.
3. The speaker has a Pokémon figurine that they consider exclusive.
4. The speaker has a sister who dyes her hair.
5. The speaker's sister had a chair that the speaker now has.
6. The speaker and their sister have to wait for hair salons to reopen after New Year's Eve.
7. The speaker is going to Madrid in two days.
8. The speaker's sister will dye her hair as promised.
9. The speaker has a dog named Simba that ran away.
10. The speaker and their sister went out to find Simba.
11. Simba was found in a factory.
12. The speaker and their sister brought Simba back home.
13. A white dog sneaked into their house.
14. The civil guard stopped them while they were in the car.
15. The speaker is giving away a PlayStation 5 and a PlayStation 4.
16. The giveaway requirements are listed in the video's description.
17. The last day to participate in the giveaway is the day the video was recorded.