The speaker is a comedian who has been invited to perform at the Virtual Pal Norte festival. He initially declined previous invitations to the festival but accepted this one because it was virtual and he could record his set in a studio. He shares his thoughts on festivals, saying they are for young people and that he wouldn't enjoy the crowds, heat, and porta-potties.
The comedian then describes how women typically go to festivals in groups of five, each with a specific role: the "strawberry friend" who pays for everything, the "naca friend" who keeps the strawberry friend in check, the stupid friend who provides comedic relief, the dissolute friend who causes trouble, and the fat friend who helps them get to the stage.
He contrasts this with men, who don't need to have specific roles in their groups and can be friends with anyone, regardless of their intelligence or behavior. The comedian jokes that being stupid can be more fun because you don't worry about things and can be entertained by simple things.
The comedian also talks about the differences between men and women at festivals, saying that women will look for a lost friend, while men will not. He jokes about the food stalls, porta-potties, and crowd behavior at festivals.
Finally, the comedian thanks the audience and says that he and other artists miss performing live, but the virtual festival is a great alternative. He ends his set by thanking the audience and promoting the festival's virtual stages and the appearance of Franco Escamilla.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker was a guest at Virtual North, a virtual music festival.
2. The speaker had previously declined invitations to attend music festivals in person but accepted this virtual one.
3. The speaker chose to record their set with a live audience.
4. The speaker believes that music festivals are for young people.
5. The speaker thinks that going to a festival alone is not cool, and it's better to go with friends.
6. According to the speaker, women need a team of five friends to attend a festival, including a "strawberry friend" with money, a "naca friend" to keep the strawberry friend at bay, a stupid friend, a dissolute friend, and a fat friend.
7. The speaker believes that being stupid is more fun than being intelligent because stupid people don't worry about things.
8. The speaker thinks that men don't need a specific team of friends to attend a festival, and they can just go with whoever is around.
9. The speaker notes that at virtual festivals, there won't be lines for the bathroom or people putting their armpits on your side.
10. The speaker mentions that at concerts, some girls ask guys to lift them up so they can see, and the guys risk getting a herniated disc.
11. The speaker says that the city of Monterrey is often praised by groups performing there, but this praise is not always genuine.