A chaotic and humorous mock news station audition is underway, where prospective news anchors and sports reporters are being judged by Tim Ricke, the host. The first candidate, Doug News anchorman, struggles to deliver the news and sports segments, despite being told to be neutral and not to offend anyone. He fails to point out news stories on a blue screen, makes mistakes, and uses profanity.
After the disastrous audition, Tim Ricke is left with no choice but to hire Doug News anchorman as the sports reporter, despite his incompetence. The next candidate, Peter Parker, is introduced, and he is tasked with showing off his field reporting skills.
The audition process is filled with absurdity, profanity, and chaos, with Tim Ricke frequently interrupting and mocking the candidates. The episode ends with a plea for 10,000 likes on YouTube to fund another episode of "BS News," featuring the newly hired news team, including the angry weather girl, the homeless sports reporter, and possibly Spider-Man.
1. Doug News anchorman is trying out for a job at BS News.
2. He is asked to introduce himself and report the weather.
3. He is given a blue screen to work with, which he bought from Costco for $3.99.
4. Doug News anchorman is asked to point out weather patterns on the blue screen.
5. He is also asked to do a sports segment and report on the Jets and Bulls.
6. Doug News anchorman is told to come up with his own news story and segment.
7. He is given another chance to prove himself and is asked to name a baseball team.
8. Doug News anchorman is hired as the sports caster despite his poor performance.
9. Another applicant, Peter Parker, is introduced and is applying for the field reporter position.
10. Peter Parker is given a test to find a story and report on it to prove his field reporting skills.
11. BS News needs 10,000 likes on YouTube to do another episode.