A family is at home when someone throws a bowling ball through their front door, shattering the glass. The father suspects his son Jeffy, but Jeffy denies any involvement. The father calls the cops, who investigate but make light of the situation. The father then tells a story about a nemesis from his past, Bobby Bowling Hands, who supposedly had a grudge against him and might be responsible for the damage. The father fixes the door with a wooden board but then decides to replace it with a new one, charging the homeowner $500 for the job. However, it's later revealed through a doorbell camera that the actual culprit was another family member, Jimy. The father is outraged and wants to confront Jimy, but the situation escalates, and the family members start arguing and threatening each other. The father even breaks open his son Jeffy's piggy bank to pay for the new door.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. Jeffy was playing bowling with his friends.
2. Jeffy's mom and Marvin were at home with the house to themselves.
3. Marvin was instructed to lock the front door.
4. A bowling ball was thrown through the front door of the house.
5. The incident happened twice, with the first attempt not breaking the glass.
6. The person who threw the bowling ball did not steal anything.
7. Jeffy denied going bowling with his friends and claimed he was at home all night.
8. A police officer arrived to investigate the incident.
9. The homeowner suspected someone named Bobby Bowling Hands of being responsible for the incident.
10. Marvin repaired the front door with wood instead of glass.
11. The homeowner was unhappy with Marvin's repair job and wanted a new door with glass.
12. Marvin was paid $500 for his repair work.
13. The homeowner checked the Nest doorbell camera footage, which showed Jimy throwing the bowling ball.
14. Jeffy was confronted about the incident and admitted that he threw the bowling ball because the door was locked and he couldn't get in.
15. Jeffy's piggy bank was broken open to retrieve money to pay for a new door.