The text appears to be a script or transcript of a video about glitches in video games. The speaker, who refers to themselves as a "nerd," discusses various glitches they've encountered in different games, including Metal Gear, Mega Man, Double Dragon, Super Mario Brothers, and others. They also share a personal anecdote about experiencing a unique glitch while playing Mega Man 5.
The speaker also explores the concept of a "glitch gremlin," a metaphorical entity that causes glitches in games. They joke about the idea of the glitch gremlin selling useless cleaning devices to gamers and provide tips on how to deal with glitches.
Throughout the script, the speaker uses humor and sarcastic remarks to poke fun at the glitches and the games themselves. They also express a sense of excitement and discovery when exploring the glitches and finding new ways to exploit them.
The script also touches on the idea that glitches can be a fun and creative way to experience games, and that some gamers enjoy finding and exploiting them. The speaker encourages viewers to try out some of the glitches they've discovered and to share their own findings.
Overall, the script is a lighthearted and entertaining exploration of the world of video game glitches, with a focus on the humor and creativity that can be found in these errors.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is about video game glitches and the author's experiences with them.
2. The author mentions a "glitch gremlin" that causes problems in games.
3. The author provides a trick for creating a glitch in Mega Man 2.
4. The author talks about a glitch in the game Cheetahmen 2 that prevents the player from progressing past the 4th level boss.
5. The author mentions that the game Double Dragon has a glitch that allows the player to become a "human elevator" by touching the wall on the first level.
6. The author talks about the famous "warp zone" glitch in Super Mario Brothers.
7. The author provides a trick for killing the "fan face" enemy in the game Bomberman.
8. The author mentions that the game Mountain King on the Atari 2600 has a glitch that allows the player to jump higher than usual and access a new level.
9. The author talks about the game Zelda: Twilight Princess and how they got stuck in a roof, but couldn't recreate the glitch.
10. The author plays the game Rocky on the PS2 and experiences a glitch that causes the game to malfunction.
11. The author mentions that game glitches will always be present in games, from old to new.