The dialogue appears to be a eulogy or memorial service for a person named Shane, likely a comedic actor or YouTube personality. The speakers, who seem to be friends and colleagues of Shane, share humorous and often sarcastic stories and anecdotes about his life, poking fun at his quirks and shortcomings. They also read from his supposed will, which includes ridiculous bequests and insults aimed at specific individuals. Throughout the service, the speakers frequently break into laughter and jokes, suggesting that Shane was a beloved and entertaining person who would have appreciated the lighthearted and irreverent tone of the memorial.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. A memorial service was held for Shane Top.
2. The service included speeches from friends and family, but many declined to speak.
3. Shane worked at Smosh, a comedy organization.
4. Shane had a meltdown on November 9, 2016, after someone stole his tall shoes.
5. Shane filed a complaint against the coffee maker on August 2, 2017, for being racist.
6. Shane recommended Damian to join the Smosh cast on March 10, 2017.
7. Shane requested PTO for his two different birthdays in the same year, neither of which was his actual birthday.
8. Shane was seen crying in his car listening to music on July 9, 2021.
9. Shane broke his ankle on July 19, 2021, in an attempt to feel real pain.
10. Shane forgot Courtney's name on January 15, 2022, and instead called her "Lady Shane".
11. Shane ruined the kitchen at Smosh after making "Sloppy Shanes" on March 1, 2022.
12. Smosh is having a St. Patrick's Day sale with up to 40% off select items.
13. Shane's will was read during the memorial service.
14. Shane left his custom scented candles to Courtney.
15. Shane left his books to Tommy.
16. Shane's final requests were that his remains not be used as Smosh merch and that his estate be given to Lisa.
17. Shane graduated with a psychology degree online after 10 years.
18. Shane died shortly after graduating.