The author presents a satirical review of Apple's presentation, criticizing the company's focus on selling expensive products, such as the iPhone 12 and Apple Watch, while making light of the pandemic and its impact on people's lives. They also poke fun at the presentation's format, which they find uninteresting and overly promotional.
The author highlights the limitations of Apple's products in Russia, where some features are not available due to regulatory issues. They also express skepticism about the usefulness of certain features, such as the Apple Watch's ability to measure oxygen levels in the blood.
The review also touches on the iPad, which the author finds to be a powerful device, but one that is still limited by its lack of desktop applications. They also criticize the iPad's design, which they find to be unoriginal and lacking in innovation.
Throughout the review, the author uses humor and sarcasm to express their frustration with Apple's marketing tactics and the company's focus on selling expensive products to consumers.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The iPhone 12 was presented.
2. Apple Watch has new health functions, including measuring oxygen levels in the blood.
3. The new Apple Watch features are not available in Russia.
4. The Apple Watch can determine altitude above sea level.
5. Apple has sold over 10 million iPads.
6. The iPad Air has moved into the case from the Pro model and has been repainted in Samsung colors.
7. The iPad has a new processor, made on a 5-nanometer process, which is the first in the industry.
8. The processor takes second place in the list of Apple innovations, after the monitor stand.
9. The new iPad has improved graphic capabilities, demonstrated by a game called Ford.
10. The iPad has a multimedia processor that uses neural networks to improve images.
11. The iPad has features such as widgets and folders.
12. Apple has a new fitness service called Fitness+.
13. The service includes personalized training and reminders to exercise.
14. The service is available on all Apple devices.
15. Apple has a new feature that allows multiple Apple Watches to be tied to one account, allowing family members to use the same watch.
16. The new Apple Watch straps do not have fasteners.
17. Apple has a new feature that allows users to track their oxygen levels in the blood.
18. The feature is not available in Russia due to regulatory issues.
19. Apple has a new feature that allows users to track their altitude above sea level.
20. The feature is useful for activities such as hiking and climbing.