The text is a recording of a person's commentary while attempting to set a speedrun record for a game involving a character named Granny. The speedrunner, who refers to himself as "Charlie," is trying to complete the game as quickly as possible while navigating various obstacles and challenges. Throughout the recording, Charlie provides a play-by-play of his progress, often expressing excitement, frustration, and surprise at the game's events. He also shares his thoughts on the game's mechanics and his own performance, frequently making humorous remarks and jokes. Ultimately, Charlie achieves his goal of setting a sub-2 minute record and even manages to crack the top 10 global speedrun rankings for the game.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker is attempting to speedrun a game, specifically trying to achieve a sub-2 minute run.
2. They are currently ranked 14th in the world for this game's speedrun.
3. The speaker is using the Any% category for the speedrun.
4. The game features a character named Granny.
5. The speaker is using a specific route that involves out-of-bounds work and technical maneuvers.
6. They have achieved a personal best (PB) time of under 3 minutes.
7. The speaker is attempting to shave off seconds from their PB to reach the top 10 global speedrun times.
8. They have spent around 4 hours speedrunning the game and have cracked the top 10 global speedrun times.
9. The speaker is considering attempting a more difficult route to further improve their time.
10. They have achieved a sub-2 minute run, with a time of 1:58.9.