This is a transcript of a video with timestamps and captions. It appears to be a humorous and somewhat chaotic monologue by PewDiePie, a popular YouTuber. In the video, PewDiePie talks about various topics, including his absence, taking selfies with fans, playing with musical instruments, reacting to memes, and receiving a Diamond Play Button for reaching 100 million subscribers on YouTube. There are also mentions of "simp" memes and his signature intro. Overall, it's a lighthearted and random commentary on various subjects.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker mentions being on a holiday.
2. The speaker thanks someone for asking about their activities.
3. The speaker talks about checking if they are still considered annoying.
4. There's a mention of a tweet that the speaker thinks about frequently.
5. The speaker discusses hitting 140 million subscribers and making a sex tape.
6. The speaker mentions camping in a castle.
7. The speaker talks about declining requests for selfies and the different reactions they receive.
8. There's anticipation for a new BTS song.
9. The speaker mentions a flute and shows a picture of it.
10. The speaker makes remarks about their appearance, including shaving their beard.
11. There's a mention of posting memes on Reddit.
12. The speaker expresses excitement about a new tambourine.
13. There's a comment about the "simp" meme being annoying.
14. The speaker receives comments and reactions on their videos and appearances.
15. The speaker mentions unintentional facial expressions becoming memes.
16. There's an interaction with a guitar pick.
17. The speaker comments on the weight of the diamond play button.
18. The speaker acknowledges that they are strong enough to handle the button.
Please note that these facts are extracted from the text and do not include any opinions or interpretations.