The provided text is a script or transcription of a video or audio presentation that reveals 30 secrets or lesser-known facts about Moe Szyslak, a character from the popular animated TV series "The Simpsons." The presentation covers various aspects of Moe's life, personality, and relationships, including:
* His difficult childhood and adolescence
* His various jobs and careers, including boxing, acting, and bartending
* His love life and relationships with women, including his unrequited love for Marge Simpson
* His physical appearance and personality traits, including his temper and violent tendencies
* His family background and ancestry
* His interests and hobbies, including reading to children and teaching self-defense classes
Throughout the presentation, the host shares interesting and often humorous anecdotes about Moe's life, highlighting his complexity and multifaceted personality.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text, excluding opinions:
1. Moe's full name is not explicitly stated, but his nickname is mentioned to be "Lee Del Mouse Szyslak".
2. Moe has a cow's heart, not a human one.
3. Moe is not Dutch, despite claiming to be.
4. Moe's bar is not licensed.
5. Moe has been a professional boxer, actor, and surgeon without a degree.
6. Moe has trafficked animals, including bread bears and an orca.
7. Moe has a security system that involves shotguns tied to the door knob.
8. Moe has created a clone of himself to have company.
9. Moe's mother was from Italy and he is a descendant of Russians and Armenians.
10. Moe's voice is based on Al Pacino's voice.
11. Moe has been an actor, boxer, doctor, snake charmer, and dance teacher.
12. Moe's childhood was difficult, and he was abandoned by his parents at a camp.
13. Moe's first kiss was with a man from the comics.
14. Moe has a secret that he reads stories to sick children in hospitals.
15. Moe has tried to change his bar to improve business, including opening a family restaurant and a gay bar.
16. Moe has proposed to a woman but was rejected.
17. Moe has a rival who looks like him and lives in Europe.
18. Moe's bar is often in crisis, and he has few clients.
19. Moe has tried to steal from Marge several times.
20. Moe has a complicated relationship with his clients, including Homer and Barney.