The conversation revolves around Dougie, who tries to borrow $50 from someone to buy chicken from KFC. He then finds out about a competition where KFC is offering free chicken for life to whoever creates a new theme song for their $4.99 five-piece chicken meal. Dougie decides to participate, but his song is not good enough to win.
A man from KFC, who is a fan of Dougie's song, visits him and reveals that there is another competitor whose song is even better. The man and his partner, Gary, come up with a plan to kidnap the other competitor's son to force him to drop out of the competition. However, their plan backfires when they discover that the boy they kidnapped is not the son of the competitor, and the boy's "dad" does not care about him.
In the end, Dougie and his friends decide to go to Popeyes instead, as they did not win the competition.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. A person named Dougie is trying to write a song about KFC chicken.
2. KFC is offering free chicken for life to anyone who can create a new theme song for them.
3. The theme song must include their new five-piece chicken meal for $4.99.
4. Dougie does not know how to spell the word "chicken".
5. A person from KFC arrives at Dougie's house to talk to him about his song.
6. The person from KFC reveals that another person has submitted a song that might be better than Dougie's.
7. The person from KFC suggests that Dougie's song could be improved by re-recording it.
8. Two people, Marvin and Gary, discuss kidnapping the son of the person who submitted the competing song.
9. Marvin and Gary decide to kidnap the son and use him as leverage to get the father to drop out of the competition.
10. The son is kidnapped and Marvin and Gary contact the father, who reveals that he has already won the competition and received the free chicken.
11. The father does not care about his son's well-being and tells Marvin and Gary to keep him.
12. Marvin and Gary decide to let the son go, and he reveals that he is not actually the father's son.
13. Marvin and Gary lose the competition and decide to go to Popeyes instead of KFC.