The provided text appears to be a transcript of a Let's Play video of Minecraft. The players, Katya and the narrator, are experiencing a strange phenomenon where they keep switching bodies and roles. They are confused and frustrated, and the game seems to be responding to their comments and actions in unusual ways.
Throughout the transcript, the players are trying to navigate the game, build a house, and survive, but their progress is hindered by the constant body-swapping and other glitches. They also seem to be aware that the game is being controlled or influenced by an external force, which they refer to as "God" or "Mycroft."
The transcript is filled with humorous and sarcastic comments from the players as they try to make sense of the bizarre events unfolding in the game.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speakers, Katya and another person, are playing a game of Minecraft.
2. They are in a village and are trying to build a house.
3. They have a book with statistics that says the largest number of checks are concentrated in the village.
4. They have to deal with security officers and zombies in the game.
5. They are in a series of episodes, with this being episode 99 and a half.
6. They don't have a house yet, despite being in the 99th episode.
7. They have clones with them in the game.
8. They find diamonds and use them to craft tools.
9. They exchange items with each other, including diamonds and cherries.
10. They have a command system in the game, where they can give each other commands.
11. They are trying to survive in the game and build a house.
12. They have to deal with a character named Mr. Creeper, who has blown them up in previous episodes.
13. They want to build a dream house, but are having trouble finding resources.
14. They are aware that their Minecraft game is reading their comments and taking their suggestions.
15. They want to continue recording the Mycroft series, but need resources to build a house.
16. They are asking for golden apples, diamond horse armor, and other resources.
17. They are trying to build a house near a waterfall, but are having trouble finishing it.
18. They are grateful for the resources they have, but still need more to finish the house.
19. They are trying to protect their house from monsters.
20. They have a canister that they can use to empty and free themselves.
21. They are trying to take care of small castings and are afraid to look at themselves.
22. They have a bucket of milk and are trying to bring it to Dean.
23. They are behaving strangely and are not sure what to do.
24. They think they have reached the end of the series and are not sure what else could be worse.
25. They have cherries that have appeared for them, and everything is fine.
26. They are trying to get out of the game, as they have reached the highest limit.
27. They are trying to understand what is happening to their bodies and voices in the game.