The text appears to be a transcript of a live stream or podcast where the host is reading and responding to confessions from viewers. The confessions range from humorous and lighthearted to more serious and personal. The host rates each confession using a color-coded system, with colors such as yellow, orange, blue, and green indicating the level of interest or entertainment value. The confessions include stories about childhood mishaps, relationships, and personal struggles, as well as more unusual and humorous anecdotes, such as eating ice cream that had fallen in the toilet. The host's reactions and comments add a layer of humor and personality to the reading of the confessions.
Here are the key facts from the text, numbered and in short sentences:
1. The speaker has a friend with them on the stream.
2. The speaker is reading confessions today.
3. The speaker used to pee themselves when they laughed hard.
4. A person spit in their sister's food every time they made dinner.
5. The person's sister is eight years older and they share a room.
6. The person's mom and dad were caught "simping" for Markiplier.
7. A person got stuck in a bus door and the driver had to open it again.
8. A person hid in a bathroom tub during a game of hide and seek and was almost discovered by their uncle.
9. A person glued their dad's shirt buttonholes together after he shouted at them.
10. The person used to have a crush on their friends, but it was unrequited.
11. A person worked at a family-owned restaurant and pretended to have a British accent for a couple.
12. A person developed a crush on someone, but they were turned down.
13. A person played the trombone for seven years but barely practiced outside of school.
14. A person's teacher threw someone's iPad and dictionary out of the window.
15. A person was locked out in the backyard by their grandparents and had to jump out a window to get back in.
16. A person's elementary school sold ice cream, and they once dropped their ice cream in the toilet but still ate it.
17. A person had a girlfriend for 1.5 years, but things went downhill.
18. A person was a Girl Scout and had an encounter with a woman who wouldn't buy cookies because of the organization's support for Planned Parenthood.
19. A person has a friend that they fell in love with, and that friend is friends with another person they fell in love with.