The provided text appears to be a transcript of a SpongeBob SquarePants episode or related content. It involves various characters, including SpongeBob, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs, and features events such as a snail adoption, a Krabby Burger eating contest, and interactions among the characters.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. Squidward gets fired from the Krusty Krab.
2. SpongeBob wins a snail at a snail race.
3. SpongeBob takes care of the snail and names it Mr. Popper.
4. Squidward tries to take the snail away but fails.
5. SpongeBob participates in a Krabby Burger eating contest.
6. Squidward has to pay for SpongeBob's training, and if SpongeBob wins the contest, he'll have to use the money to pay for it.
Please note that the text contains various unrelated and sometimes fragmented events, so it may not follow a coherent narrative.