The podcast starts with an advertisement for 23andme's health and ancestry kit, which is being offered at a discounted price for Mother's Day.
The hosts, Boomstick and Wiz, then introduce their topic: a "Death Battle" between Wario from the Mario series and King Dedede from the Kirby series. They analyze the abilities, skills, and equipment of each character, including Wario's atomic farts, his ability to survive massive explosions, and his access to various power-ups and weapons. They also examine King Dedede's abilities, such as his speed, strength, and ability to inhale and spit out objects.
After analyzing the combatants, the hosts discuss their findings and conclude that King Dedede is the likely winner due to his strength, durability, and speed. They also mention that Wario's versatility and tenacity made the battle close, but ultimately not enough to secure a win.
The podcast ends with an advertisement for Blue Apron, a meal kit delivery service, and a teaser for an upcoming battle between Captain Marvel and Shazam.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. 23andme is offering a $30 discount on their health and ancestry kit until May 13th.
2. Wario is Mario's opposite in every way, being selfish and mischievous.
3. Wario is one of the seven star children, possessing legendary power.
4. Wario's grudge against Mario goes back to their childhood.
5. Wario's two main goals are to ruin Mario's life and get rich.
6. Wario has super strength and can be crushed, squished, twisted, and stretched with little to no ill effect.
7. Wario's deadliest natural ability is his farting, which can release toxic gas.
8. Wario has access to numerous weapons and power-ups, including a jetpack, metal body, and invincibility star.
9. Wario can increase his size by plugging an air pump into himself.
10. Wario can transform into different forms, including King Dragon Wario, Wario Man, and Bouncy Wario.
11. King Dedede is the self-imposed monarch of the country of Dreamland.
12. King Dedede is jealous of Kirby's abilities and has trained himself to mimic them.
13. King Dedede can inhale entire enemies and launch them at high speeds.
14. King Dedede can fire powerful air bullets that can break solid rock.
15. King Dedede has an army of minions at his command.
16. King Dedede's favorite hammer can summon freezing ice and has a built-in jet booster.
17. King Dedede can amplify his hammer's power with the star rod.
18. King Dedede can increase his size, launch energy spheres, break the fourth wall, and create duplicates of himself.
19. King Dedede's ultimate weapon is the electric hammer, which has a flamethrower and a multi-barreled rocket launcher.
20. King Dedede can carry some of his minions with him, including a spiky sea urchin called a Gordo.
21. King Dedede can inhale and spit objects with enough force to break through a planet's atmosphere.
22. King Dedede can match Kirby in sheer strength and has destroyed an earth-sized planet.
23. King Dedede has proven his ability to hold his own against powerful foes, including Meta Knight.
24. King Dedede's speed is comparable to Meta Knight's, who can fly from one end of the galaxy to the other in seconds.
25. Wario's durability is not enough to withstand King Dedede's strength, and King Dedede is declared the winner of the battle.