A production team, VAT19, is tasked with creating a game show-style video for the new game "Poetry for Neanderthals" within a week. The team must design and build a six-foot mechanical club, find a cave to film in, and power their equipment. They face several challenges, including finding a suitable cave and powering their equipment without being too loud. The team eventually finds a cave and films the game show, which features two teams competing to guess words and phrases using single-syllable words. The video ends with the team waiting to hear back from the client, who may not pay them if they don't like the video.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The crew has one week to create a game show for a new game called "Poetry for Neanderthals".
2. The game show is to be filmed in a real cave.
3. Missouri has more caves than any other state.
4. The crew needs to find a cave that is close by, can be filmed in for 12 hours at a time, and can accommodate the entire crew and equipment.
5. The crew is trying to find caves that they are legally allowed to film in.
6. A cave called Salt Lick Mines was considered, but it's not allowed to enter the mine without paying a fine.
7. Miles found a cave at Crystal City Underground that is perfect for filming.
8. The crew needs to power their cameras and lights, and needs to run hundreds of feet of power cable to a generator.
9. The generator Sarah ordered is perfect and powers all their lights without making too much noise.
10. The crew created a six-foot mechanical club as a prop for the game show.
11. The game "Poetry for Neanderthals" involves using single-syllable words to describe something on a card.
12. The crew filmed a commercial for the game in addition to the game show.
13. The game show features two teams competing to guess words and phrases using single-syllable words.
14. The crew had to think creatively to come up with words that fit the game's rules.
15. The game show was filmed in a cave, and the crew had to deal with challenges such as powering their equipment and navigating the cave.
16. The crew received a poem from the game's creators, which they appreciated.
17. The crew had fun making the game show, but also faced challenges and injuries, such as a head injury from a prop club.
Note: I've excluded opinions and subjective statements from the facts, and focused on extracting objective information from the text.