10 EMBARRASSING Ways People Have Died - Summary

Summary

The article lists the 10 most embarrassing ways people have died. These include:

1. A daredevil who survived going over Niagara Falls but later slipped on an orange peel and died from an infected broken leg.
2. An artist who was crushed by his own sculpture of a woman with four breasts.
3. A German electrician who created a pleasure device called the "orgasmatron" that electrocuted him.
4. A textile company owner who was wrapped up in yarn and suffocated by a machine.
5. A one-legged military leader who was beaten to death with his own wooden leg.
6. A motorcyclist who died from head injuries after crashing while protesting a helmet law.
7. A rock band lead singer who died from head injuries after attempting a stage dive and landing on the floor.
8. A man who died after a rock fell on him while he was having sex with a chicken.
9. The owner of the Segway company who died after falling off a cliff while riding a Segway.
10. A lawyer who jumped to his death while trying to prove that a window was unbreakable.

These stories are presented as examples of embarrassing and unexpected ways that people have died.

Facts

Here are the facts extracted from the text:

1. Bobby Leach survived going over Niagara Falls on July 25th, 1911, by encasing himself in a fortified barrel.
2. Bobby Leach was hospitalized for six months with broken kneecaps and a fractured jaw after his Niagara Falls stunt.
3. Bobby Leach slipped on an orange peel and broke his leg while touring New Zealand in February 1926.
4. Bobby Leach's injury became infected and gangrenous, leading to the amputation of his leg.
5. Bobby Leach died on April 26, 1926, at the age of 69 due to complications from his amputation.
6. Hungarian artist and sculptor My Alias was crushed by his own 24-foot, 300-pound sculpture on May 17th, 2006.
7. My Alias had previously lost a finger in a print shop accident and was forced to give up his career as a guitarist.
8. German electrician Manfred Lubis died after being electrocuted by his own device, the "orgasmatron", in Malaga, Spain.
9. Manfred Lubis was 65 years old when he died.
10. Paul G. Thomas, co-owner of George Thomas & Sons textile company, was killed by a pinwheel dresser on August 11th, 1987.
11. Paul G. Thomas was 47 years old when he died.
12. Sir Arthur Aston, an English military leader, was beaten to death with his own wooden false leg by Oliver Cromwell's soldiers in 1649.
13. Philip A. Cantis, a 55-year-old man, died after crashing his motorcycle while not wearing a helmet on July 2nd, 2011.
14. Cantis was part of a group protesting the New York State law that mandated the use of helmets while riding motorcycles.
15. Patrick Cherie, the 29-year-old lead singer of the rock band Bad Beat Review, died after jumping off the stage and landing headfirst on the solid wood floor on July 20th, 2005.
16. An unnamed 39-year-old man in Ourense, Spain died after a rock fell on him while he was engaging in a sexual act with a chicken in 1990.
17. Jimmy Heseltine, the 62-year-old owner of the Segway company, died after falling 42 feet off a cliff while riding his Segway on September 26, 2010.
18. Gary Hoy, a 38-year-old lawyer, died after jumping out of a window on the 24th floor of the Toronto Dominion Centre in Toronto, Ontario, Canada on July 9, 1993.
19. Gary Hoy regularly jumped onto the unbreakable glass window to prove its strength, weakening the frame.
20. The law firm where Gary Hoy worked eventually closed its doors in 1996 due to his death.