Esses simuladores de cirurgia tão ficando cada dia mais absurdos - Summary

Summary

The provided text appears to be a transcription of a video game commentary, likely a surgery simulation game. The player, a doctor, performs various surgeries on patients, including a wound closure, a glass removal, a bone reconstruction, a tumor removal, and a heart bypass. The doctor also interacts with nurses and hospital staff, including a character named Mari Lopes. The commentary is often humorous and light-hearted, with the doctor making jokes and remarks about the procedures and the patients. The game seems to have a casual and entertaining tone, with the doctor completing surgeries quickly and successfully, often within a short time limit.

Facts

Here are the key facts extracted from the text:

1. An accident occurred at a construction site near a hospital.
2. A person was injured and had an open wound in their abdomen.
3. The person's name is Jones.
4. A doctor performed surgery to close the wound.
5. The doctor used a needle and thread to sew the wound.
6. The doctor cleaned the area around the wound before stitching.
7. A patient named Mr. Brown, 43 years old, was injured in a garage and had a piece of metal lodged in his chest.
8. The doctor removed the metal piece using forceps.
9. A patient named Jake, 21 years old, broke his right arm after falling off his bike.
10. The doctor performed surgery to repair Jake's arm.
11. A patient named Mr. Berber, 45 years old, had untreated colonic polyps and was very weak.
12. The doctor performed a polypectomy to remove the polyps.
13. A patient named Mrs. Bros, 59 years old, had a tumor that needed to be removed.
14. A patient named Miss Berne, 34 years old, was in critical condition and needed surgery.
15. The doctor performed a surgery to remove a part of Miss Berne's lung.
16. A patient named Rodrigo, 19 years old, crashed his scooter and suffered a serious injury to his skull.
17. The doctor performed bone reconstruction surgery on Rodrigo.
18. A patient named Mr. Tucker, 63 years old, had severe pain in his chest and needed a bypass surgery.
19. The doctor performed a bypass surgery on Mr. Tucker.
20. A patient named Nancy, 19 years old, had fluids leaking into her abdomen and needed to be drained.
21. The doctor used a suction tool to drain the fluids from Nancy's abdomen.
22. The doctor performed a surgery to close Nancy's abdomen.

Note that some of the text appears to be a narrative or a stream-of-consciousness, so some of the "facts" may be embellished or not entirely serious.