A father is taking care of his son, Jeffy, who lost his hand after it was bitten off by his pet dinosaur. The father takes Jeffy to see a doctor, who gives him a hook hand from a dollar store. Jeffy starts to enjoy his new pirate-like appearance and begins to tell pirate jokes. However, things take a turn when Jeffy gets suspended from school for beating up a classmate who made fun of his hook hand. The father tries to discipline Jeffy, but ends up getting into a sword fight with him and loses, resulting in the father having to walk the plank. Later, it is revealed that Jeffy faked the loss of his hand to get out of going to school, and the father is left to deal with the consequences of building a pirate ship for Jeffy.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. Jeffy's pet dinosaur bit off his hand.
2. The doctor prescribed not having a pet dinosaur anymore.
3. The doctor offered Jeffy a hook hand from a dollar store.
4. Jeffy had to wear the hook hand to school.
5. Jeffy got suspended for beating up another kid who made fun of his hook hand.
6. Mario built Jeffy a pirate ship.
7. Jeffy challenged Mario to a sword duel.
8. Mario broke his leg falling off the pirate ship.
9. Jeffy's pirate ship cost $50,000.
10. Jeffy was dressed as a pirate to get free movies.
11. The doctor found Jeffy's real hand and offered to reattach it using super glue.