The text appears to be a transcript of a YouTube video featuring a person attempting to cook a hamburger and a pizza. The person is heavily sarcastic and critical of YouTube tutorials, stating that they are often poorly made and unhelpful. They also frequently go off-topic and make humorous remarks about their own life and circumstances.
The person first attempts to make a hamburger, using a tutorial as a guide. However, they quickly become distracted and start talking about other things, such as their dog and their own personal struggles with poverty and lack of resources.
The person then moves on to making a pizza, using a unique recipe that involves using "junk food" ingredients such as packaged snacks and condiments. They continue to make humorous remarks and sarcastic comments throughout the process.
Throughout the video, the person frequently breaks the fourth wall and addresses the audience directly, asking for likes, subscribes, and follows on social media. They also make self-deprecating comments about their own cooking abilities and the quality of their video.
Overall, the tone of the video is humorous and lighthearted, with the person using satire and sarcasm to poke fun at the conventions of YouTube cooking tutorials.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker is making a cooking tutorial, but it's not a traditional cooking tutorial.
2. The speaker mentions that they are sponsored by a man named Don Tomás, who owns a store.
3. Don Tomás is 64 years old and has made a request on his profile for an 18-year-old female.
4. The speaker is making a hamburger using ground meat.
5. The speaker adds bath salts to the meat instead of pepper.
6. The speaker chops onions and tomatoes for the hamburger.
7. The speaker mentions that they have to be careful not to cry while chopping onions.
8. The speaker is also making a pizza using junk food.
9. The speaker uses potatoes, ham, and salami to make the pizza.
10. The speaker puts the pizza in the oven to cook.
11. The speaker tries the pizza and says it tastes like junk food.
12. The speaker is also making a hot dog using sausages.
13. The speaker heats the pan using a dance move instead of fire.
14. The speaker adds brown sugar to the hot dog.
15. The speaker uses mustard to make a sauce for the hot dog.
16. The speaker tries the hot dog and says it's spicy.