The text appears to be a critique of the movie Pacific Rim (2013) by Guillermo del Toro. The author is mocking various aspects of the film, pointing out what they perceive as plot holes, inconsistencies, and clichés.
Some specific points of criticism include:
* The unexplained science behind the monsters and robots
* The convenient and unexplained plot devices
* The lack of realism in the characters' actions and decisions
* The unnecessary and clichéd characters, such as the "paint-by-numbers bully"
* The overuse of environmental messages
* The illogical and inefficient destruction caused by the monsters
* The implausible and unexplained abilities of the robots and monsters
* The poor pacing and timing of the plot
* The unnecessary and awkward dialogue
* The lack of consistency in the world-building and lore.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. Alien life entered the world from deep beneath the Pacific Ocean.
2. The first kaiju appeared six days before the story begins.
3. In six days, the kaiju destroyed three cities and tens of thousands of lives were lost.
4. The Jaeger program was created to fight the kaiju.
5. The Jaeger program initially had 30 Jaegers but was later reduced to just four.
6. The Jaegers are controlled by two pilots who are connected by a process called "drifting".
7. The Jaegers are launched from a facility called the Shatterdome.
8. The Shatterdome is located near Hong Kong City.
9. The kaiju have been getting progressively bigger and more destructive.
10. A new, more powerful kaiju appears in the story.
11. The Jaegers are equipped with a sword that can be used to kill the kaiju.
12. The Jaegers can withstand a nuclear blast.
13. The kaiju have a poisonous acid in their mouths that can melt metal.
14. The story takes place in a future where the kaiju have been a threat for years.
15. The Jaeger pilots are trained to work together and trust each other in order to control the Jaegers effectively.
16. The Shatterdome has a moat in the leader's office, which is not practical.
17. The leader's office is 40% water.
18. The Jaegers have a system that allows them to vent coolant before a mission.