The dialogue revolves around a boy named Junior who wins a year's supply of McDonald's after being the one trillionth customer. He becomes obsessed with eating as much McDonald's as possible, even going so far as to hoard food and eat in excess. His friends and family express concern about his eating habits, but Junior is too caught up in his newfound love for McDonald's to listen.
Junior's teacher, who has a personal vendetta against a sumo wrestler named Woe He Big, convinces Junior to train to become a sumo wrestler and fight Woe He Big in exchange for not having to do homework for the rest of the year. Junior agrees and begins to eat even more excessively to gain weight.
The day of the big fight arrives, and Junior faces off against Woe He Big in a sumo wrestling match. Despite his best efforts, Junior is easily defeated and is left feeling disappointed and defeated.
In the aftermath of the fight, Junior's teacher reveals that he has been eating too much unhealthy food and has developed diabetes. As a result, Junior's year's supply of McDonald's is taken away, and he is left to deal with the consequences of his actions.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. Joseph hadn't eaten in three days.
2. Cody found a wallet on the side of the road and took money out of it.
3. Cody initially claimed to have returned the wallet to its owner.
4. Junior won a year's supply of McDonald's.
5. Junior's friends wanted to share his McDonald's, but he was hesitant due to a perceived rule.
6. Junior had not eaten downstairs for a month, as he had been eating his McDonald's supply.
7. Cody loves school.
8. Junior's teacher asked him to fight a sumo wrestler.
9. The sumo wrestler's name is Woe He Big.
10. The teacher promised no homework for the rest of the year if Junior won the fight.
11. Junior was told to eat more to gain weight for the fight.
12. Cody brought Junior lard to drink, but it was actually McDonald's.
13. The fight against Woe He Big took place at the 11th Annual Living Room Sumo Wrestling Tournament.
14. Junior lost the fight.
15. As a result, Junior will have to do his homework for the rest of the year.
16. Junior was diagnosed with diabetes due to his excessive eating.
17. The teacher took away Junior's year's supply of McDonald's due to the diagnosis.