The provided text appears to be a transcript of a conversation or a vlog with a mix of topics, including:
* Greetings and introductory phrases
* Conversations about daily life, such as showering, cooking, and traveling
* Discussions about relationships, family, and friends
* References to technology, including smartphones, internet cafes, and social media
* Jokes and teasing among the speakers
* Plans and arrangements for meeting up or going home
* Personal anecdotes and stories
The conversation is informal and meandering, with the speakers jumping between different topics and using colloquial language and slang. The tone is generally lighthearted and humorous, with a sense of camaraderie and playfulness among the speakers.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker is talking to someone named Neng Neng.
2. The speaker mentions that they are on holiday.
3. The speaker talks about their house and says it's near a river.
4. The speaker mentions that they are 35 years old.
5. The speaker talks about their friends and family, including a person named Mak Beti.
6. The speaker mentions a school called KWH Bere High School.
7. The speaker talks about a person named Lili and says they haven't seen each other in a few years.
8. The speaker mentions a person named Rusdi and says he was a rapist.
9. The speaker talks about a person named Kwanghee and says they can live like this again.
10. The speaker mentions a place called Mampang.
11. The speaker talks about a package and says it's rusty yellow.
12. The speaker mentions a medicine for dry coughs.
13. The speaker talks about an internet cafe.
14. The speaker mentions a person named Udin and says he smells of pandan.
15. The speaker says it's already afternoon and they're going home.
16. The speaker mentions a person named Badia and says they're on the agenda to collect her.
17. The speaker talks about a person named Nyai and says there's no news from her.
18. The speaker mentions a person named Yaya and says she's beautiful.
19. The speaker talks about Facebook and says they dream.
20. The speaker says they're going home tomorrow.
Note: These facts are based on the provided text and may not be comprehensive or entirely accurate due to the informal and conversational nature of the text.